Kenapa Mark Zuckerberg Nak Tutup Facebook? - Ikuti Perbualannya Dalam Bahasa Melayu

Di sebabkan ramai sangat tanye kenapa Mark Zuckerberg nak tutup facebook. I dengan tidak membuang masa terus open Yahoo Messenger dan Buzz si Mark ni.. Lama gak I tgu dia nak jawab BUzz I.. lebih kurang 4 kali BUZZ!! baru dia jawab.. huh.. Hampas btul I cakap Mark ni... Ikuti perbualan seterusnya di bawah...

I : Oi mark! aku nak tanye ni.. dah la aku buzz cow sampai 4 kali, bru cow nak jawab.. cow buat ape? tido ke?

M : Ooww! Sori la syakila, aku tido la lepas ramai sangat tanye pasal pesbuk kt hpon nokia butterfly aku ni.. naik bosan aku jwb.. aku pun tetido.. wuarghhhh.. ni pun ngantuk lagi..

I : Ok la.. pe pe je la.. skang ni aku nak tanye, kenapa cow nak shut down pesbuk cuba cow cite lebih detail..

M : Ok.. aku cite kat kau, camni.. aku cite ikut urutan la.. aku malas nak cakap english, berbelit lidah aku. Skang ni aku kat kau satu per satu..

Pertama sekali aku dah tak leh control dah pesbuk ni, dah naik GILA OTAK tido pun dah tak tetap kadang-kadang tertidur kat tandas.. Otak aku pun dah tak leh pikir nak kontrol akaun satu dunia ni.. Kalau aku kontrol pun nak buat ape, banyak yang FAKE dari yang betul.. ades!! Walau pun cam tu, aku rasa amat payah nak buat keputusan tutup pesbuk ni, sebab aku tak nak ramai orang rasa sedih bila aku tutup pesbuk ni.

Secara jujurnya aku rasa lebih baik aku tutup supaya semua orang dapat berhubung dengan orang luar dalam dunia yang realiti, bukan fantasi. Lagipun aku dah kaya raya.. pesbuk pun dah bernilai 7.9 Billion.. ape nak kecoh.. kalau aku tutup pun, aku tetap kaye... wakakakakak..

Data-data orang-orang yang profesional, tak profesional pun aku dah simpan.. ape ade hal.. kepada yang jujur dalam pesbuk dgn meletakkan data yang serba benar tu.. aku ucapkan terima kasih la.. sebab korang memang skema.. aku bijak telah tipu korang.. huaaaaah uhaaaahhh huaahhhh.. uuuuu FBI Are Watching You..

Emm.. ade pe lagi nak tanye tak Syakila.. I tak leh lama ni.. Broadband I dah limit.. dah 3 bulan tak bayar..

I : Erk.. Fart You La Mark!!

M : Err.. ok tq..

Facebook Akan Ditutup Pada March 2012 - Cerita Benar

Facebook akan ditutup pada March 2012.. huhu.. Abis la.. sape yang ramai kawan tu tak leh nak buat ape.. nak access akaun pun dah tak boleh.. Mark Zurkerberg dah pening kepala nak handle.. So camne nak buat sekarang.. Ade sape2 nak beli Facebook.com? hikhik.. tak de la.. pasni main la balik Tagged, MySpace, Friendster, Ning ke ape ke.. u all punye suka la.. Baca la berita kat bawah tu.. kalau tak faham translate kat google.. atau gi kat HowtoSay.org.. Layaaan...

PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March of 2012. Managing the site has become too stressful.


“Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”


Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th of next year, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.  That gives users (and Facebook addicts) a year to adjust to life without Facebook.


“After March 15th, 2012 the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back after Facebook goes out of business.”


Zuckerberg said the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.


“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”


Some Facebook users were furious upon hearing the shocking news.


“What am I going to do without Facebook?” said Denise Bradshaw, a high school student from Indiana. “My life revolves around it. I’m on Facebook at least 10 hours a day. Now what am I going to do with all that free time?”


However, parents across the country have been experiencing a long anticipated sense of relief.


“I’m glad the Facebook nightmare is over,” said Jon Guttari, a single parent from Detroit. “Now my teenager’s face won’t be glued to a computer screen all day. Maybe I can even have a conversation with her.”


Those in the financial industry are criticizing Zuckerberg for walking away from a multibillion dollar franchise. Facebook is currently ranked as one of the wealthiest businesses in the world, with economists estimating its value at around 7.9 billion.


But Zuckerberg remains unruffled by these accusations. He said he will stand by his decision to give Facebook the axe.


“I don’t care about the money,” said Zuckerberg. “I just want my old life back.”


The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their personal information from the website before March 15th, 2012. After that date, all photos, notes, links, and videos will be permanently erased.


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